Sunday, November 19, 2006

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WARNING: I'm detecting dangerous amounts of smug emissions!

These things bug me. Wow, they get 50 miles to the gallon! Umm, you know, nothing new here really, in the early 80's Chevrolet Sprints were achieving that same vaulted numbers. In the 70's, VW diesels were consistently achieving these numbers, and many of these durable machines are still on the roads! They are a popular choice for the REAL green crowd, being converted to run on straight waste vegetable oil or home brewed biodiesel, a choice I find much greener than the lofty E-85 ethanol that Detroit is attempting to foist off as a green alternative. Also, they do not have the battery packs that will become toxic landfill in the near future of the "new cutting edge technology hybrids".
OK, down off my soap box now. If you bring your irritating smug emitting nasty dirty heap out here from New Hampshire, PARK IT BETWEEN THE LINES LIKE YOU HAVE SOME SENSE! But I digress, you have already proved contrary!

1 comment:

Lilly said...

hahahhahaha... shoot 'em Max!

i hate it when ppl park like that.. no matter what they drive!!

when im old i am probably going to park like that, but not until then.